The last few days have been un-stinkin'-believable!!
The first of my exciting news is....
I'M A COLLEGE STUDENT!!!
woohoo! I'm taking music appreciation for my humanities requirement and interpersonal communication for my speech requirement....
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL...
pictured below are $265 worth of books...yup. two books.
Then I discovered this beauty in my poop room downstairs...
apparently B & B Works air fresheners
MELT the paint off of your cupboards.
Hmmmm...would have been nice to know.

On Saturday (sorry no photos - I was too freaked) there was
drama .
First, I woke up at the crack of dawn to take Spencer to the airport
for his TWO WEEK trip to Stockton, California.
Then, after running kids around hither and yon for hours, I came home to find that the PIPE to our spa had EXPLODED in these sub-freakin'-zero temps that we've been having in HOUSTON. Is it supposed to be in the low 30's for weeks at a time????
No. I don't think so.
Huge fountain of water spraying 7 feet in the air for HOURS. Big water bill a comin'.
Thank goodness for nice neighbors...and tender mercies....it didn't happen in my house.
We were able to shut it off.
Oh, and did I mention?
SPENCER IS OUT OF TOWN?!?!?
The next joy was when a FULL bottle of DOWNY, mmmm April Fresh,
got violently overturned and spilled in, around, under, and on my washer and dryer
and anything in the near vicinity.
That was lovely.
Who did it, you ask? According to everyone here,
"It just fell off the washer." Huh. Imagine that.
At least it doesn't smell like dog in there anymore.
Another tender mercy.
That evening I BUZZED Rydger and Kyle's hair.
Way. Way. Way. Overdue.
They looked AWESOME until...
Rydge came home from school Monday with
his improvements to his BUZZ.
The child has a BALD spot.
Two BALD spots to be accurate.

That night (still Saturday) Tyler came home from his buddy's house
and told me he'd been STABBED. Are you kidding me?
Sure enough - there was an 'accidental stabbing' of his hand.
It was Dang deep. Couldn't get the thing to stop bleeding for two days.
He's okay. I just told him to buck up.
And of course,
SPENCER IS GONE!
Sunday morning, I woke up, pressed clothes
(Spencer I missed your ironing skills!!!)
and got the troops off to church so that I could be
set-apart as RELIEF SOCIETY PRESIDENT
in our new ward.
Yes. I laughed too. After I regained consciousness.
And did I mention...
SPENCER IS GONE????
I hesitate to go on... it's just too much, right??
Monday morning I went upstairs to wake up the kids and I felt COLD air coming from the vents. As afore-mentioned, it's in the 30's here - in the low 20's at night.
WHY WHY WHY is the air conditioning on????
I stressed all day ( in between cleaning and getting ready for the stake rs pres to come orient me) and finally called my neighbor down the road to come and take a look at the thermostat. I'd pushed too many buttons ....it was all gibberish to me at this point.
Sweet neighbor came, and in two minutes had heat blowing out of the vents.
Sorry for the big A/C bill in December, Spencer. Apparently you have to change the setting from 'cool' to 'heat'. Huh. What do you know?
But he didn't have to worry about it much,
cause...
SPENCER IS GONE!!
The last of this little drama was while spraying Clorox Cleanup in an attempt to clean the toilet downstairs. I noticed when I squeezed the trigger, the nozzle was spraying in all directions. I looked around...it didn't hit the shower curtain or rugs.
Whew. Dodged a bullet.
Bathroom clean...check.
The stake rs pres arrived just as I finished. As I answered the door I looked down at my NEW Christmas sweatsuit and saw HUGE bleached out spots all over my legs.
Nice impression. Carumba.
Let this be the end of the drama this week.
I'm heading to CA on Friday morning to BE GONE with Spencer for the weekend.
Ahhhh....
RANI IS GONE!!!